[personal profile] stunningflowermachines
I got this recipe because sometimes everyone just needs a friend.

Chocolate Friend

64 oz. (2 bags) semisweet chocolate chips
3 shots orange liqueur, tasty
3 tbsp ground cinnamon
1/4 tsp cayenne pepper, clever
8 oz. (1/4 bag) white chocolate chips

Acquire novelty ice cube trays and line each ice cube tray compartment with plastic wrap, and set aside. Melt semisweet chocolate chips and, once melted, pour in cinnamon, cayenne pepper, and orange liqueur. Mix thoroughly and pour into novelty ice cube trays and cool in freezer until very solid.

Remove chocolate pieces and assemble into an adorable little humanoid figure. Lay on a wax sheet.

Then, melt white chocolate. Observe that white chocolate is neither white nor chocolate. Then consider that silverfish and neither silver nor fish, razorbacks are neither razors nor backs, and that words in general don't mean anything.

Then snap to. Hey! Pay attention, you are making a thing here and you still have melted white chocolate on the stove so you should probably pay attention. Ready? Okay.

Pour white chocolate over joints to glue chocolate friend together, and allow to cool. Then take little white-jointed chocolate buddy and put him or her in the passenger seat of your car, or the basket of your bike if you are using the metric system.

Go out and make mischief with your buddy. Use an ATM check card and when the screen says "REMOVE CARD QUICKLY" remove your card slowly instead. Go to a grocery store and when they ask if you want plastic or paper, ask for equal amounts of each. Go to the mattress store and sew on new tags.

Chocolate friend will come to life and begin dancing.

Serves one but don't you dare.
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