DNA Pie

Usually, people have deoxyribonucleic acid in tiny amounts in the nucleus of every cell, right? But it's an acid. It's a substance, not some abstract free-floating information like the secret of human potential or something. If you extract it and collect it, you should be able to get enough of it that you could fill a measuring cup with the acid. I am guessing it would taste sour and not at all cannibalistic, but that's not the point. The point is this: my recipe for DNA pie. Try it. Note that if you eat a pie made with virus DNA you will probably get very sick and if you eat a pie with radioactive spider DNA you might get great powers and subsequently great responsibilities. I don't know whether you'll become immortal if you eat a pie made with the DNA of the Comte de St. Germain. Try it out and let me know!

( DNA Pie )

Serves eight immortals, one superhero, or thirty thousand pie-eating radioactive spiders. Do not dilute! OK!